I’m the weird kind of weird

I lie, I cheat, I deceive, I hate, I love (too much), I laze, I blaze, I steal, I sensationalize, I depersonalize, I impersonate, I obsess, I forget, I monopolize, I crave.

I rave (not enough), I boast, I confabulate, I mope, I sway, I persuade, I-I-I-I work out (jk).

I drink, I glut, I rub off, I tempt, I fall, I hesitate, I deviate, I plead, I fail, I persist, I correct, I misinterpret, I shark, I exploit, I explode, I repeat, I explode.

I expound, I pretend, I smile, I spur, I pry, I cry, I try (too hard).

And you know what? It’s all okay.